Friday, June 1, 2007

The Alliance Macro

hobo: can i barow 2g?

us: sure, we just made 45g on the AH

hobo: wher r u

us: at the pet trainer in org, where are you?

hobo: bank

us: ok
(several moments later)

hobo: u comin?

us: respecing sparkles the boar, you can come to us.

hobo: whr is it?

us: north org (valley of honor) look at your map

hobo: k

hobo: i've bn loking fro liek 5 mn, wear ru

us: at the mailbox in org by the bank

hobo: i thoght u wer at teh north org?????

us: thought you were gone, so i went to check the mail again

He finally finds us and opens the trade window. We shut it down and then shut him down with the alliance\hobo\pest macro. Behold!
/rasp
/spit
/slap

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Horde Macro:
Freaky Rip-offs like you: zomg only noobs and kida play Alliance!!111
Mature people on Alliance side: Hey noob! /ignore

Big Red Boar said...

Anon: I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are trying to say. lrn2communicate

To the rest of you: Use the Alliance macro on people like anon (twice)

Sean said...

You could have just said "no".

Big Red Boar said...

Sean, your idea intrigues us.

Why would BRB just say "no"? That is just plain lazy. We kept him busy and he probably did't bother anyone else during that time.

Imagine for a moment that you are a hobo. You ask someone for gold and they waste your time. Now imagine this happens to you multiple times. You might think twice about asking for gold the next time.

While saying "no" is better than doing nothing, Sparkles and I prefer the hands on approach.

If you feel inclined to post again, your response should be, "thx for teaching these hobos a lesson. you are way cooler than BRK!"

Sylvina Solaris said...

thx for teaching these hobos a lesson. you are way cooler than BRK!

Phil said...

Personally I enjoy dropping like 100g in the trade window, but don't hit the trade button. Let them see it and time how long they will wait for you to hit trade. The longer they wait, the bigger the noob. :)

Big Red Boar said...

The old "afk trade window" trick? I love that one too.

+5 brb cool points to you phil!

Anonymous said...

Big Rediculious Boar, hmmm must be a flaming n00b, haven't seen a decent post from your sorry ass yet. Get a life, or at least find something to write about!

Big Red Boar said...

Big Rediculious Anon, hmmm must be a flaming n00b, haven't seen a decent comment from your sorry ass yet. Get a life, or at least find something to write about!

Anonymous said...

The first post is a shining example of what's wrong with mmorg's. Ignorant people. You want to do the noob a favor, tell him an exact area to grind for the gold, then say happy hunting, enjoy.
Whats wrong with simply telling them an exact area to go and grind for the gold, why the games.

Not cool, all you had to do is say what i would have said (" i will not give you gold, but if i have the time i can show you a great place to grind.") i have found people more happy to know where to grind, then handouts. Be cool, Be Polite, kind, and understanding in life, it will pay off some day.